she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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