My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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