I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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