Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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