...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
bring money and cleavage
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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