i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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