There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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