im drinking this country out of the recession.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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