Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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