The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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