We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Someone shattered a urinal.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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