she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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