carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
