I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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