Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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