Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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