What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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