Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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