But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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