Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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