More tranny stories later!
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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