We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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