No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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