Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Two words: blizzard sex
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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