No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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