there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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