I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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