Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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