omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Its about making memories worth repressing
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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