and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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