Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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