is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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