I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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