I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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