He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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