I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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