Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
what is it with giant penises always finding me
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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