woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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