i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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