Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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