I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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