At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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