Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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