i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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