she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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