who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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