I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Couch. On fire.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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