I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
In America we eat man semen.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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