This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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