Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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