so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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