omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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