Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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