i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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