Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Randomize
